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Homer Gets Into Bed With Sylvie Fortin
By TheAntiHype | July 31, 2008
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Image via WikipediaMichel Fortin will be livid - or so you’d think. His wife, Sylvie Fortin in bed with the Guru Fodder Homer!
Actually, he’s delighted.
Sylvie has just released a report Internet Marketing Sins in which she slates all of the tricks, scams and sales hype that poor old Homer has fallen for. Whether she consulted Homer is another matter, although I’m sure she would have appreciated his stripy pajamas had she met him really!
I’ve just finished reading the first 5 sins - there are 15 in all - and I have to say I wish I had written it. Yes, The Anti Hype is impressed!
The language is a little base at times and Sylvie doesn’t pull any punches.
The report slams into some of the tactics we’ve been highlighting at Guru Fodder for a long time. But also, dare I say it, she lays into the likes of Homer. Why? Because he spends money but does nothing.
You loyal followers will know that deep down I have a sly pop at poor old Homer but Sylvie has well and truly told him what for.
If he was still feeling the after effects of his hypnosis, his mind will be clear and racing after that!
Now, the cynic in me tells me that Sylvie is expecting sales of her products to follow in the wake of this report. She suggests the report does nothing to promote a product, which is true. But there are links to her excellent Success Chef sprinkled through the report. It does, however, stand on it’s own two feet. It’s a great read.
A while back I talked about “refunds” or rather the lack of refunds. What Sylvie has to say will make your hair stand on end.
Sylvie likes labels - and lists 15 of them. These are her Internet Marketing Sins.
The first, we dealt with here a few weeks ago in “The Forced Continuity Credit Card Dance”
Sylvie calls this one: Sleight of Hand Continuity. She talks about 3 methods, the 1st being acceptable, the 2nd questionable and the 3rd illegal.
Wow, how I wish I’d written this report! Or maybe Sylvie has been hanging out here and storing our thoughts for her Report!
Sidenote: Homer, close your eyes when you get to page 41, I think it’s aimed at you personally!
Have you ever fallen for the One Time Offer or Upsell Hell as Sylvie calls it? Read page 56. I told you there were no pulled punches!
I can’t go on. I have to tell you this.
You must get Internet Marketing Sins. It’s a free download, of course, and it is outstanding.
I could use the whole report as a basis of a comedy TV series featuring Homer & Marge. It would be hilarious BUT the sad thing is - all of this stuff is true. It is happening as we speak.
If you are Guru Fodder or feel for Homer you must get this report. It carries The AntiHype’s highest recommendation. If you’ve not read anything of the scrapes Homer gets into then you should read the report cover to cover before venturing out online alone again. You have been warned.
And if you enjoy reading Guru Fodder then you’ll love Internet Marketing Sins.
Get it now and sit back for a ride amongst the real Big Bad Gurus!
The Anti Hype
Topics: Bad Gurus, Marketing, Sales Hype, The Anti Hype |
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Homer Gets Into Bed With Sylvie Fortin
By TheAntiHype | July 31, 2008
Image via WikipediaMichel Fortin will be livid - or so you’d think. His wife, Sylvie Fortin in bed with the Guru Fodder Homer!
Actually, he’s delighted.
Sylvie has just released a report Internet Marketing Sins in which she slates all of the tricks, scams and sales hype that poor old Homer has fallen for. Whether she consulted Homer is another matter, although I’m sure she would have appreciated his stripy pajamas had she met him really!
I’ve just finished reading the first 5 sins - there are 15 in all - and I have to say I wish I had written it. Yes, The Anti Hype is impressed!
The language is a little base at times and Sylvie doesn’t pull any punches.
The report slams into some of the tactics we’ve been highlighting at Guru Fodder for a long time. But also, dare I say it, she lays into the likes of Homer. Why? Because he spends money but does nothing.
You loyal followers will know that deep down I have a sly pop at poor old Homer but Sylvie has well and truly told him what for.
If he was still feeling the after effects of his hypnosis, his mind will be clear and racing after that!
Now, the cynic in me tells me that Sylvie is expecting sales of her products to follow in the wake of this report. She suggests the report does nothing to promote a product, which is true. But there are links to her excellent Success Chef sprinkled through the report. It does, however, stand on it’s own two feet. It’s a great read.
A while back I talked about “refunds” or rather the lack of refunds. What Sylvie has to say will make your hair stand on end.
Sylvie likes labels - and lists 15 of them. These are her Internet Marketing Sins.
The first, we dealt with here a few weeks ago in “The Forced Continuity Credit Card Dance”
Sylvie calls this one: Sleight of Hand Continuity. She talks about 3 methods, the 1st being acceptable, the 2nd questionable and the 3rd illegal.
Wow, how I wish I’d written this report! Or maybe Sylvie has been hanging out here and storing our thoughts for her Report!
Sidenote: Homer, close your eyes when you get to page 41, I think it’s aimed at you personally!
Have you ever fallen for the One Time Offer or Upsell Hell as Sylvie calls it? Read page 56. I told you there were no pulled punches!
I can’t go on. I have to tell you this.
You must get Internet Marketing Sins. It’s a free download, of course, and it is outstanding.
I could use the whole report as a basis of a comedy TV series featuring Homer & Marge. It would be hilarious BUT the sad thing is - all of this stuff is true. It is happening as we speak.
If you are Guru Fodder or feel for Homer you must get this report. It carries The AntiHype’s highest recommendation. If you’ve not read anything of the scrapes Homer gets into then you should read the report cover to cover before venturing out online alone again. You have been warned.
And if you enjoy reading Guru Fodder then you’ll love Internet Marketing Sins.
Get it now and sit back for a ride amongst the real Big Bad Gurus!
The Anti Hype
Topics: Bad Gurus, Marketing, Sales Hype, The Anti Hype |
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