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The Millionaire’s Pajamas
By TheAntiHype | March 20, 2008
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It’s on a run, where this will lead I don’t know but poor old Homer & Marge have really taken this pajama thing on board.
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Introducing Homer
Homer says he “feels like a celebrity” after my last few posts and would like you to know what he looks like
Unfortunately, as Marge is very shy she will not be showing her face, at least for the time being. |
They’ve decided to focus on one thing rather than buying up e-books and programs on anything and everything that comes their way like before. That’s good I thought, at least if they avoid the distractions they might get something started and stick with it until it started working for them. But…
They told me yesterday that they are now only considering programs where the sales letter promises they can work in their pyjamas (sorry if you prefer pajamas!). And I thought we were getting somewhere!
They won’t be persuaded otherwise. They’ve taken on board the hype and they’re now officially gung ho pajama seeking guru fodder.
Now I don’t want to encourage them with their folly but I did come across an interesting site today that offers just what they’re looking for and a potential business that might work for them. I have to say, they don’t strike me as being technically able, or, frankly, likely to be able to concentrate on one thing long enough to make a success of it. But this domain name business (it doesn’t really appeal to me but I think Homer & Marge may like it) looks really simple and there’s very little to learn.
Now here’s the bit that will really appeal to our guru fodder friends: -
Pajamas are mentioned not once, not twice but five times on the sales page. I can almost see the frenzy that Homer & Marge will be in by the time they get to the end.
Now, the real plus is that we are not talking just any old mention of pajamas. We are talking real guru wearing pajama poetry:
There’s the delightful “passive pajama wearing monthly income” the classic “pajama wearing work from home millionaires” & the aptly named “pajamas lifestyle”. With promises like like I don’t think Homer will be able to resist.
Take a look for yourself if you don’t believe me:
Earn A Passive Income With Your Domain NamesThe owner of the site, Sean Stafford, is not a bad guru - he has simply found the right words to encourage Homer & Marge to get their credit card out of their pockets again. Sean, I’ll be amazed if they’re not on your list by sundown!
Coming Soon…
As an aside, I’ve been working on some of the Bad Gurus requesting they disclose the full details of the pajama ranking system they use and I’ve been promised by the Chief Colonel PJ (strange titles they give themselves - I guess so we ordinary guys don’t ever get to know their real names and who ranks where) that he is seeking approval at the next Bedroom Meeting. Yes, that’s right, they call their meeting room the Bedroom and not a Boardroom. How sad!
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As a gesture of good faith Chief Colonel PJ has sent me a photo of his kid - he tells me kids have to wear the same colour pajamas as their guru dads - so there’s a big clue in this! |
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Topics: Bad Gurus, Fun, General Guru Fodder, Guru Fodder Terminology, Humour, Pajamas |
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Stacey Derbinshire
Hi Stacey, welcome to the world of Guru Fodder. Thanks for commenting and "subscribing" - I hope the bad gurus continue to provide me with material to use! Mark
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Randy The Hermit's last blog post..Find out what your customers want. Survey them!
In the UK we call bad or unreliable workmen "cowboys" so I guess the picture is very appropriate for a "Bad Guru". Me as a kid? You may think that but as usual I couldn't possibly comment! ;) Mark
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Marge says he's moved a large table into their bedroom too and insists they only discuss anything to do with their business activities whilst sitting at it! Mark
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just curious?
Hi Suzie, good to hear you're still finding the posts amusing. No, I didn't go for the Domain Names product. I decided on my strategy a while back and I'm sticking with it. Mark
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