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Saturday, May 24th, 2008Hi, I don’t remember seeing you here before. If you’re new here, welcome. If you despise the hype on the net as much as me & like a laugh, keep up to date with my latest posts by subscribing to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! The Anti Hype
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Homer actually called [...]
Homer Gets Sick In The Free Deal That Wasn’t
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Homer Wants An Ice-Cream
Sitting at his PC, adorned as always in his perfectly ironed pseudo satin pajamas, Homer heard the distant chimes of the Ice Cream Man’s Van.
Could he afford the time away from the world he inhabited? The cut and thrust of the Make Money Online the Bad Guru way? Surely, 2 [...]
The Forced Continuity Credit Card Dance
Saturday, April 26th, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Homer has been very quiet for the past week or two.
I thought maybe he’d found “the light” and settled down to get on with building his business.
I should have known better!
Marge called and told me the sad story…
“Marge, this is the one! And it is only $1. We can’t go wrong. Get the [...]
Scarlet Pimpernel Marketing - How To Avoid All Of The Longer Term Problems Of An Online Business
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Let me introduce you to Phil McLikbanck.
Phil was brought to my attention by our long suffering friend Homer.
Once again Homer thinks he has found the pot of gold and the “no work” easy answer but I fear the worst.
YOU WILL ALREADY KNOW PHIL, or someone very much like him. We know them as Bad Gurus. [...]
The Internet Marketer’s Dream - Homer’s Implant
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008I’d expected a big launch - you know, 500 emails from people you’ve never heard of, free videos for weeks on end (all free with no vested interest other than the sale at the end of it!) but nothing…
I heard it from Homer of all people.
Now, you’ll realise by now that poor old Homer is [...]
Secret Guru Training Revealed - How To Set Up Customer Services
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008It’s started to happen. The Anti Hype is getting some insider help.
I cannot reveal my source but I have it on reliable authority that a guy named Harold Cameron is being used by the Bad Gurus to act as a customer service training mentor.
Harold (clearly potential Guru Fodder) is unwittingly providing the Bad Gurus with [...]
The Millionaire’s Pajamas
Thursday, March 20th, 2008It’s on a run, where this will lead I don’t know but poor old Homer & Marge have really taken this pajama thing on board.
Introducing Homer
Homer says he “feels like a celebrity” after my last few posts and would like you to know what he looks like
Unfortunately, as Marge is very [...]
The 100% Response Sales Letter - Fact or Fiction?
Friday, March 14th, 2008It started again yesterday.
Just when I thought I’d unsubscribed from all the lists I needed to I received 6, yes SIX emails, all saying EXACTLY the same thing but all from different sources.
Now you may think I’m a true guru sceptic but I cannot believe that any letter can produce a 100% response. It may [...]
Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion
Thursday, March 13th, 2008Following on from Homer & Marge’s email I received a response to yesterday’s post which I think in the interests of fairness I should reproduce below (for one particular reader here’s an ice cream for while you read!)
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Hi Anti Hype
I just read your post about Homer & Marge and I need you to [...]
Newbies Learn How The Internet Works & Make $$$ In Days
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008Newbies proclaim themselves guru fodder!
I received the following email today. I’m thinking about a suitable reply which I’ll post here, probably tomorrow.
If you are still educating yourselves in internet marketing and the way of the web you may be advised to read through this. At the request of one loyal reader I have included a box [...]
