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Wednesday, March 26th, 2008I’d expected a big launch – you know, 500 emails from people you’ve never heard of, free videos for weeks on end (all free with no vested interest other than the sale at the end of it!) but nothing… I heard it from Homer of all people. Now, you’ll realise by now that poor old [...]
Secret Guru Training Revealed – How To Set Up Customer Services
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008It’s started to happen. The Anti Hype is getting some insider help. I cannot reveal my source but I have it on reliable authority that a guy named Harold Cameron is being used by the Bad Gurus to act as a customer service training mentor. Harold (clearly potential Guru Fodder) is unwittingly providing the Bad [...]
The Millionaire’s Pajamas
Thursday, March 20th, 2008It’s on a run, where this will lead I don’t know but poor old Homer & Marge have really taken this pajama thing on board. Introducing Homer Homer says he “feels like a celebrity” after my last few posts and would like you to know what he looks like Unfortunately, as Marge is [...]
The 100% Response Sales Letter – Fact or Fiction?
Friday, March 14th, 2008It started again yesterday. Just when I thought I’d unsubscribed from all the lists I needed to I received 6, yes SIX emails, all saying EXACTLY the same thing but all from different sources. Now you may think I’m a true guru sceptic but I cannot believe that any letter can produce a 100% response. [...]
Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion
Thursday, March 13th, 2008Following on from Homer & Marge’s email I received a response to yesterday’s post which I think in the interests of fairness I should reproduce below (for one particular reader here’s an ice cream for while you read!) credit: Matsuo Amon Hi Anti Hype I just read your post about Homer & Marge and I [...]
Newbies Learn How The Internet Works & Make $$$ In Days
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008Newbies proclaim themselves guru fodder! I received the following email today. I’m thinking about a suitable reply which I’ll post here, probably tomorrow. If you are still educating yourselves in internet marketing and the way of the web you may be advised to read through this. At the request of one loyal reader I have included [...]
A Funny Thing Happened At My Forum Today
Friday, March 7th, 2008“Hi Big Bad Guru” “Hi Even Badder Guru, how’s it going?” “Really great, I just had a firesale, one time offer, giveway PLR, upsell $7 dollar secrets, multiple bonus, stuff my PayPal account full of cash type of week. How about you.” “Even better. Not only is Clickbank churning away and feeding my multiple bank [...]
Fast Action Bonus – Why Bonuses Are Bad For Your Wealth
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008“Fast Action Bonus” – “Get Your First Mover Advantage” I’ve no time to talk to you guys today – I have to collect whatever the bonuses are that have hit my inbox. I thought I’d unsubscribed from most lists but from somewhere I’ve been bombarded with emails about a product which I’m sure I’ll die [...]
The Emperor Has No Clothes
Saturday, March 1st, 2008The Anti Hype is not alone. Since I started this blog a month ago I’ve found more and more supporters of my Anti Hype stance. I recently met Rick Butts through the Social Marketing Centre and he has given me permission to reprint his article “Is Your Guru Good Or Evil”. Regular visitors may recognise [...]
Internet Marketing Newbies Are Idiots – Official
Thursday, February 28th, 2008One of Guru Fodder’s loyal subscribers today told me about an email current doing the rounds, which has stirred me into an agitated state. Imagine a small store in which Bad Guru (played by Michael Palin) is behind the desk and a hapless Guru Fodder (played by John Cleese) wanders in. (For those not old [...]
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