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Monday, May 12th, 2008Hi, I don’t remember seeing you here before. If you’re new here, welcome. If you despise the hype on the net as much as me & like a laugh, keep up to date with my latest posts by subscribing to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! The Anti HypeI was sent this video [...]
Homer Gets Sick In The Free Deal That Wasn’t
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Homer Wants An Ice-Cream
Sitting at his PC, adorned as always in his perfectly ironed pseudo satin pajamas, Homer heard the distant chimes of the Ice Cream Man’s Van.
Could he afford the time away from the world he inhabited? The cut and thrust of the Make Money Online the Bad Guru way? Surely, 2 [...]
The Forced Continuity Credit Card Dance
Saturday, April 26th, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Homer has been very quiet for the past week or two.
I thought maybe he’d found “the light” and settled down to get on with building his business.
I should have known better!
Marge called and told me the sad story…
“Marge, this is the one! And it is only $1. We can’t go wrong. Get the [...]
Scarlet Pimpernel Marketing - How To Avoid All Of The Longer Term Problems Of An Online Business
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Let me introduce you to Phil McLikbanck.
Phil was brought to my attention by our long suffering friend Homer.
Once again Homer thinks he has found the pot of gold and the “no work” easy answer but I fear the worst.
YOU WILL ALREADY KNOW PHIL, or someone very much like him. We know them as Bad Gurus. [...]
Sad Guru Fodder - Give The Gratitude Dance A Try
Monday, March 31st, 2008Feeling heavy hearted? Be thankful for what you’ve got.
Watch the video - try the dance - I challenge you to stay grumpy. Don’t miss the kiddie at 2 minutes 20 secs.
The Anti Hype watches this every day and stays motivated - give it a try
The Internet Marketer’s Dream - Homer’s Implant
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008I’d expected a big launch - you know, 500 emails from people you’ve never heard of, free videos for weeks on end (all free with no vested interest other than the sale at the end of it!) but nothing…
I heard it from Homer of all people.
Now, you’ll realise by now that poor old Homer is [...]
Secret Guru Training Revealed - How To Set Up Customer Services
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008It’s started to happen. The Anti Hype is getting some insider help.
I cannot reveal my source but I have it on reliable authority that a guy named Harold Cameron is being used by the Bad Gurus to act as a customer service training mentor.
Harold (clearly potential Guru Fodder) is unwittingly providing the Bad Gurus with [...]
The Millionaire’s Pajamas
Thursday, March 20th, 2008It’s on a run, where this will lead I don’t know but poor old Homer & Marge have really taken this pajama thing on board.
Introducing Homer
Homer says he “feels like a celebrity” after my last few posts and would like you to know what he looks like
Unfortunately, as Marge is very [...]
Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion
Thursday, March 13th, 2008Following on from Homer & Marge’s email I received a response to yesterday’s post which I think in the interests of fairness I should reproduce below (for one particular reader here’s an ice cream for while you read!)
credit: Matsuo Amon
Hi Anti Hype
I just read your post about Homer & Marge and I need you to [...]
A Funny Thing Happened At My Forum Today
Friday, March 7th, 2008“Hi Big Bad Guru”
“Hi Even Badder Guru, how’s it going?”
“Really great, I just had a firesale, one time offer, giveway PLR, upsell $7 dollar secrets, multiple bonus, stuff my PayPal account full of cash type of week. How about you.”
“Even better. Not only is Clickbank churning away and feeding my multiple bank accounts as [...]
