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Why I Quit Internet Marketing

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

I never thought I’d hear those words “I quit internet marketing” but today I had Homer screaming that very phrase down the phone at me. As you know he has been in big trouble of late but with some skillful negotiating we managed to get refunds on all of the internet marketing courses he recently [...]

Homer’s TV Debut Nightmare

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Yes, as I suspected Sylvie Fortin has branched into Film Producing! Hot on the heels of my expose earlier Sylvie admitted as much in her comment left here. She kindly gave me advance warning of the revelations made by “John” on national TV. John (aka Homer) is seen here in his first TV interview: Some [...]

Homer Gets Hijacked By Sylvie Fortin

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Homer gets hijacked by Sylvie Fortin. Well, I think it’s funny! And I don’t mean funny – ha! ha! – I mean funny – strange! Ever since I revealed the , er, “relationship” between Homer & Sylvie Fortin I’ve seen less and less of him. In fact he’s been so quiet of late I thought [...]

Sylvie Fortin Puts Homer To Bed

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

That should really read ” Sylvie Fortin puts the Homer affair to bed” but it doesn’t have quite the same impact. Following my earlier revelation Sylvie interrupted her writing to admit to her brief, albeit unsatisfying affair with Homer. Read her revelation here: Sylvie’s admission On a serious note, thank you Sylvie for being such [...]

Randy The Hermit, Homer & Sylvie Fortin in Threesome

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Randy, The Hermit, has entered the fray! This is what happens when you take a holiday. I’ve been away for just over two weeks and I return to an unprecedented upset. Randy (The Hermit) is upset with me for not giving him credit for introducing Homer to Sylvie Fortin. Michel (Sylvie’s husband) is clearly upset [...]

Sylvie Fortin Admits To Knowing Homer

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

That really put the cat amongst the pigeons! Michel Fortin found out about Homer getting into bed with Sylvie (as reported here a few days ago) and came looking for him. (You may still see Michel in the BlogLog widget below if you’re quick). He obviously confronted Sylvie. Sylvie in turn has admitted to knowing [...]

Ziggy – Why He Needs The Internet

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

I have a meeting in Chiswick West London this morning and I’m hoping to bump into Ziggy. I first heard of him last night, so it’s real coincidence I’m going to his manor today. Ziggy is a Polish immigrant who sweeps roads for a living. So what’s that got to do with the internet? Quite [...]

Guru Fodder Out For A Drive

Monday, May 12th, 2008

I was sent this video and told emphatically that Marge, who we know here has been very subdued lately, is actually very keen on having a laugh. Could this be Homer & Marge out for a Sunday afternoon drive? Let me know what you think. The Anti Hype

Homer Gets Sick In The Free Deal That Wasn’t

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Image via Wikipedia Homer Wants An Ice-Cream Sitting at his PC, adorned as always in his perfectly ironed pseudo satin pajamas, Homer heard the distant chimes of the Ice Cream Man’s Van. Could he afford the time away from the world he inhabited? The cut and thrust of the Make Money Online the Bad Guru [...]

The Forced Continuity Credit Card Dance

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Image via Wikipedia Homer has been very quiet for the past week or two. I thought maybe he’d found “the light” and settled down to get on with building his business. I should have known better! Marge called and told me the sad story… “Marge, this is the one! And it is only $1. We [...]

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