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Secret Guru Training Revealed - How To Set Up Customer Services

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Hi, I don’t remember seeing you here before. If you’re new here, welcome. If you despise the hype on the net as much as me & like a laugh, keep up to date with my latest posts by subscribing to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! The Anti HypeIt’s started to happen. The [...]

The Millionaire’s Pajamas

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

It’s on a run, where this will lead I don’t know but poor old Homer & Marge have really taken this pajama thing on board.

Introducing Homer
 
Homer says he “feels like a celebrity” after my last few posts and would like you to know what he looks like
 
Unfortunately, as Marge is very [...]

Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Following on from Homer & Marge’s email I received a response to yesterday’s post which I think in the interests of fairness I should reproduce below (for one particular reader here’s an ice cream for while you read!)
credit: Matsuo Amon
Hi Anti Hype
I just read your post about Homer & Marge and I need you to [...]

A Funny Thing Happened At My Forum Today

Friday, March 7th, 2008

“Hi Big Bad Guru”
“Hi Even Badder Guru, how’s it going?”
“Really great, I just had a firesale, one time offer, giveway PLR, upsell $7 dollar secrets, multiple bonus, stuff my PayPal account full of cash type of week. How about you.”
“Even better. Not only is Clickbank churning away and feeding my multiple bank accounts as [...]

The Anti Hype Interviews A New Model

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

The Anti Hype starts to drift out of focus as he gets bigger. Take a look at me at Social Marketing Centre to see what I mean.
So I decided the time had come to see if I could find a new model on which to base my image. I need to keep up appearances and [...]

Fast Action Bonus - Why Bonuses Are Bad For Your Wealth

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

“Fast Action Bonus” - “Get Your First Mover Advantage”

I’ve no time to talk to you guys today - I have to collect whatever the bonuses are that have hit my inbox. I thought I’d unsubscribed from most lists but from somewhere I’ve been bombarded with emails about a product which I’m sure I’ll die [...]

Internet Marketing Newbies Are Idiots - Official

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

One of Guru Fodder’s loyal subscribers today told me about an email current doing the rounds, which has stirred me into an agitated state.
Imagine a small store in which Bad Guru (played by Michael Palin) is behind the desk and a hapless Guru Fodder (played by John Cleese) wanders in.

(For those not old [...]

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