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Friday, June 13th, 2008Hi, I don’t remember seeing you here before. If you’re new here, welcome. If you despise the hype on the net as much as me & like a laugh, keep up to date with my latest posts by subscribing to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! The Anti Hype“Hi, I’m (name removed so [...]
How To Choose A Domain Name
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I’m not sure it’s really fair to pick on Homer again but as we’ve not heard from him for a while (no doubt still getting over the ice-cream fiasco) and since this is just “him” I thought you should see the results of his research into a new domain name for his latest project.
Having read [...]
Guru Fodder Out For A Drive
Monday, May 12th, 2008I was sent this video and told emphatically that Marge, who we know here has been very subdued lately, is actually very keen on having a laugh.
Could this be Homer & Marge out for a Sunday afternoon drive?
Let me know what you think.
The Anti Hype
Homer Gets Sick In The Free Deal That Wasn’t
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Homer Wants An Ice-Cream
Sitting at his PC, adorned as always in his perfectly ironed pseudo satin pajamas, Homer heard the distant chimes of the Ice Cream Man’s Van.
Could he afford the time away from the world he inhabited? The cut and thrust of the Make Money Online the Bad Guru way? Surely, 2 [...]
The Forced Continuity Credit Card Dance
Saturday, April 26th, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Homer has been very quiet for the past week or two.
I thought maybe he’d found “the light” and settled down to get on with building his business.
I should have known better!
Marge called and told me the sad story…
“Marge, this is the one! And it is only $1. We can’t go wrong. Get the [...]
Why Trackbacks Get You More Links
Friday, April 18th, 2008For about a year I’ve been looking for a good explanation and video about trackbacks and exactly how they work.
I’ve seen half hearted - “add a comment and you’ll get a trackback” type of explanations but until this week nothing that comes anywhere near close to a proper explanation.
Now I have two. Randy at Marketing [...]
Scarlet Pimpernel Marketing - How To Avoid All Of The Longer Term Problems Of An Online Business
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Let me introduce you to Phil McLikbanck.
Phil was brought to my attention by our long suffering friend Homer.
Once again Homer thinks he has found the pot of gold and the “no work” easy answer but I fear the worst.
YOU WILL ALREADY KNOW PHIL, or someone very much like him. We know them as Bad Gurus. [...]
Sad Guru Fodder - Give The Gratitude Dance A Try
Monday, March 31st, 2008Feeling heavy hearted? Be thankful for what you’ve got.
Watch the video - try the dance - I challenge you to stay grumpy. Don’t miss the kiddie at 2 minutes 20 secs.
The Anti Hype watches this every day and stays motivated - give it a try
The Internet Marketer’s Dream - Homer’s Implant
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008I’d expected a big launch - you know, 500 emails from people you’ve never heard of, free videos for weeks on end (all free with no vested interest other than the sale at the end of it!) but nothing…
I heard it from Homer of all people.
Now, you’ll realise by now that poor old Homer is [...]
Secret Guru Training Revealed - How To Set Up Customer Services
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008It’s started to happen. The Anti Hype is getting some insider help.
I cannot reveal my source but I have it on reliable authority that a guy named Harold Cameron is being used by the Bad Gurus to act as a customer service training mentor.
Harold (clearly potential Guru Fodder) is unwittingly providing the Bad Gurus with [...]
