Humour
« Previous EntriesHomer’s First Day In The Wong Fook Hing Bookstore
Friday, October 16th, 2009Yes, he’s done it.
He’s taken over the bookstore and asked me to install a hidden camera to see if he’s doing it right.
Just so you know, Homer (AKA as Mr Roy) has somehow convinced Marge (who he calls Margaret at home) to join him for his first few days in charge. She’s not one to [...]
Why I Quit Internet Marketing
Thursday, October 15th, 2009I never thought I’d hear those words “I quit internet marketing” but today I had Homer screaming that very phrase down the phone at me.
As you know he has been in big trouble of late but with some skillful negotiating we managed to get refunds on all of the internet marketing courses he recently signed [...]
Homer’s TV Debut Nightmare
Monday, September 28th, 2009Yes, as I suspected Sylvie Fortin has branched into Film Producing!
Hot on the heels of my expose earlier Sylvie admitted as much in her comment left here.
She kindly gave me advance warning of the revelations made by “John” on national TV.
John (aka Homer) is seen here in his first TV interview:
Some deep, dark secrets are [...]
Homer Gets Hijacked By Sylvie Fortin
Monday, September 28th, 2009Homer gets hijacked by Sylvie Fortin.
Well, I think it’s funny!
And I don’t mean funny – ha! ha! – I mean funny – strange!
Ever since I revealed the , er, “relationship” between Homer & Sylvie Fortin I’ve seen less and less of him. In fact he’s been so quiet of late I thought he’d left the [...]
Sylvie Fortin Puts Homer To Bed
Thursday, August 21st, 2008That should really read ” Sylvie Fortin puts the Homer affair to bed” but it doesn’t have quite the same impact.
Following my earlier revelation Sylvie interrupted her writing to admit to her brief, albeit unsatisfying affair with Homer.
Read her revelation here:
Sylvie’s admission
On a serious note, thank you Sylvie for being such a good sport and [...]
Randy The Hermit, Homer & Sylvie Fortin in Threesome
Thursday, August 21st, 2008Randy, The Hermit, has entered the fray!
This is what happens when you take a holiday.
I’ve been away for just over two weeks and I return to an unprecedented upset.
Randy (The Hermit) is upset with me for not giving him credit for introducing Homer to Sylvie Fortin.
Michel (Sylvie’s husband) is clearly upset with me for introducing [...]
Ziggy – Why He Needs The Internet
Thursday, July 24th, 2008I have a meeting in Chiswick West London this morning and I’m hoping to bump into Ziggy.
I first heard of him last night, so it’s real coincidence I’m going to his manor today.
Ziggy is a Polish immigrant who sweeps roads for a living.
So what’s that got to do with the internet?
Quite simply, Ziggy is now [...]
The Help Desk Guru!
Friday, June 13th, 2008“Hi, I’m (name removed so as not to add to unemployment figures) and I’m your HelpDesk agent” (Sounds like the opening gambit at an AA meeting – not that I’ve been to one)
“What can I do for you today?”
Yes, I’m sure you’ve been there too. The trouble is it all too often goes rapidly [...]
How To Choose A Domain Name
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I’m not sure it’s really fair to pick on Homer again but as we’ve not heard from him for a while (no doubt still getting over the ice-cream fiasco) and since this is just “him” I thought you should see the results of his research into a new domain name for his latest project.
Having read [...]
Guru Fodder Out For A Drive
Monday, May 12th, 2008I was sent this video and told emphatically that Marge, who we know here has been very subdued lately, is actually very keen on having a laugh.
Could this be Homer & Marge out for a Sunday afternoon drive?
Let me know what you think.
The Anti Hype
