Homer Gets Into Bed With Sylvie Fortin
Thursday, July 31st, 2008Image via Wikipedia Michel Fortin will be livid – or so you’d think. His wife, Sylvie Fortin in bed with the Guru Fodder Homer! Actually, he’s delighted. Sylvie has just released a report Internet Marketing Sins in which she slates all of the tricks, scams and sales hype that poor old Homer has fallen for. [...]
Homer Gets Sick In The Free Deal That Wasn’t
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008Image via Wikipedia Homer Wants An Ice-Cream Sitting at his PC, adorned as always in his perfectly ironed pseudo satin pajamas, Homer heard the distant chimes of the Ice Cream Man’s Van. Could he afford the time away from the world he inhabited? The cut and thrust of the Make Money Online the Bad Guru [...]
Scarlet Pimpernel Marketing – How To Avoid All Of The Longer Term Problems Of An Online Business
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Let me introduce you to Phil McLikbanck. Phil was brought to my attention by our long suffering friend Homer. Once again Homer thinks he has found the pot of gold and the “no work” easy answer but I fear the worst. YOU WILL ALREADY KNOW PHIL, or someone very much like him. We know them [...]
Secret Guru Training Revealed – How To Set Up Customer Services
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008It’s started to happen. The Anti Hype is getting some insider help. I cannot reveal my source but I have it on reliable authority that a guy named Harold Cameron is being used by the Bad Gurus to act as a customer service training mentor. Harold (clearly potential Guru Fodder) is unwittingly providing the Bad [...]
The Millionaire’s Pajamas
Thursday, March 20th, 2008It’s on a run, where this will lead I don’t know but poor old Homer & Marge have really taken this pajama thing on board. Introducing Homer Homer says he “feels like a celebrity” after my last few posts and would like you to know what he looks like Unfortunately, as Marge is [...]
Newbies Learn How The Internet Works & Make $$$ In Days
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008Newbies proclaim themselves guru fodder! I received the following email today. I’m thinking about a suitable reply which I’ll post here, probably tomorrow. If you are still educating yourselves in internet marketing and the way of the web you may be advised to read through this. At the request of one loyal reader I have included [...]
Guru Immune
Friday, February 29th, 2008A few days ago I was questioned as to the terminology that applies to someone who buys products online, despite the hype and oversell, just to see what the product is all about and to pull out any small snippets of information. The person concerned is one of the Good Gurus. He knows what is [...]
Internet Marketing Newbies Are Idiots – Official
Thursday, February 28th, 2008One of Guru Fodder’s loyal subscribers today told me about an email current doing the rounds, which has stirred me into an agitated state. Imagine a small store in which Bad Guru (played by Michael Palin) is behind the desk and a hapless Guru Fodder (played by John Cleese) wanders in. (For those not old [...]
Bad Gurus Add Unsuspecting Newbies To Their Lists
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008I hate cliches (unless I made them up) I particularly despise them when I’m on the receiving end. I’m about to insult you I’m afraid… We’re all guru fodder but unless you’ve been around on the internet for a while you are also… A NEWBIE How demeaning is that? Everybody starts everything somewhere. We have [...]
Guru Fodder Turn The Tables With HexaTrack
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008Yes, now’s your chance to find out exactly what those Guru’s (both Bad Gurus & Good Gurus) are doing online. There’s a brand new free tool available that will identify the exact keywords they are using for their campaigns. You’ll uncover the niches they’re operating in You’ll know exactly which ads are working You’ll know [...]
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