Homer’s First Day In The Wong Fook Hing Bookstore
Friday, October 16th, 2009Yes, he’s done it. He’s taken over the bookstore and asked me to install a hidden camera to see if he’s doing it right. Just so you know, Homer (AKA as Mr Roy) has somehow convinced Marge (who he calls Margaret at home) to join him for his first few days in charge. She’s not [...]
Why I Quit Internet Marketing
Thursday, October 15th, 2009I never thought I’d hear those words “I quit internet marketing” but today I had Homer screaming that very phrase down the phone at me. As you know he has been in big trouble of late but with some skillful negotiating we managed to get refunds on all of the internet marketing courses he recently [...]
Homer Gets Hijacked By Sylvie Fortin
Monday, September 28th, 2009Homer gets hijacked by Sylvie Fortin. Well, I think it’s funny! And I don’t mean funny – ha! ha! – I mean funny – strange! Ever since I revealed the , er, “relationship” between Homer & Sylvie Fortin I’ve seen less and less of him. In fact he’s been so quiet of late I thought [...]
The Arbitrage Conspiracy – Conspiracy
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008Just in time for Christmas – The Arbitrage Conspiracy is top on Homer’s Santa List. It’s hardly surprising because he has no doubt received promotion after promotion over the last week or so. Just like the latest toy promoted and adverised everywhere you look- you can’t open your email client without someone pushing The Arbitrage [...]
Homer Gets Taken For A Ride
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008I’m not sure what Homer thought he was getting involved in. Probably been reading too many of the junk emails getting through his filters. He told me he was looking for a little “pick me up” but has ended up with another huge package (cluttering up his hard drive) Here’s the sales message he responded [...]
Homer Exposed by Sylvie Fortin
Thursday, September 4th, 2008Homer is hopping mad! I’ve never, ever seen him so agitated. In fact I’ve never seen him act so quickly about anything. Already upset by Sylvie Fortin’s comments about their “brief, albeit unsatisfying affair” Homer wanted to read the 2nd part of her Internet Marketing Sins (released today) and publicly criticise her work. That’s the [...]
Sylvie Fortin Puts Homer To Bed
Thursday, August 21st, 2008That should really read ” Sylvie Fortin puts the Homer affair to bed” but it doesn’t have quite the same impact. Following my earlier revelation Sylvie interrupted her writing to admit to her brief, albeit unsatisfying affair with Homer. Read her revelation here: Sylvie’s admission On a serious note, thank you Sylvie for being such [...]
Randy The Hermit, Homer & Sylvie Fortin in Threesome
Thursday, August 21st, 2008Randy, The Hermit, has entered the fray! This is what happens when you take a holiday. I’ve been away for just over two weeks and I return to an unprecedented upset. Randy (The Hermit) is upset with me for not giving him credit for introducing Homer to Sylvie Fortin. Michel (Sylvie’s husband) is clearly upset [...]
Sylvie Fortin Admits To Knowing Homer
Sunday, August 3rd, 2008That really put the cat amongst the pigeons! Michel Fortin found out about Homer getting into bed with Sylvie (as reported here a few days ago) and came looking for him. (You may still see Michel in the BlogLog widget below if you’re quick). He obviously confronted Sylvie. Sylvie in turn has admitted to knowing [...]
Homer Gets Into Bed With Sylvie Fortin
Thursday, July 31st, 2008Image via Wikipedia Michel Fortin will be livid – or so you’d think. His wife, Sylvie Fortin in bed with the Guru Fodder Homer! Actually, he’s delighted. Sylvie has just released a report Internet Marketing Sins in which she slates all of the tricks, scams and sales hype that poor old Homer has fallen for. [...]
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