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Ziggy – Why He Needs The Internet

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

I have a meeting in Chiswick West London this morning and I’m hoping to bump into Ziggy. I first heard of him last night, so it’s real coincidence I’m going to his manor today. Ziggy is a Polish immigrant who sweeps roads for a living. So what’s that got to do with the internet? Quite [...]

Homer Gets Hypnotised

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Image via Wikipedia Conspicuous by his absence I called Homer to find out what’s new. Marge answered the phone: “Hello My Anti Hype. I’m afraid Homer is in a trance and has been for nigh on 10 days” She didn’t seem over concerned. If your partner had been in a trance for 10 days how [...]

The Help Desk Guru!

Friday, June 13th, 2008

“Hi, I’m (name removed so as not to add to unemployment figures) and I’m your HelpDesk agent” (Sounds like the opening gambit at an AA meeting – not that I’ve been to one) “What can I do for you today?” Yes, I’m sure you’ve been there too. The trouble is it all too often goes [...]

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