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Homer Gets Taken For A Ride

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

I’m not sure what Homer thought he was getting involved in. Probably been reading too many of the junk emails getting through his filters. He told me he was looking for a little “pick me up” but has ended up with another huge package (cluttering up his hard drive) Here’s the sales message he responded [...]

Homer Exposed by Sylvie Fortin

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Homer is hopping mad! I’ve never, ever seen him so agitated. In fact I’ve never seen him act so quickly about anything. Already upset by Sylvie Fortin’s comments about their “brief, albeit unsatisfying affair” Homer wanted to read the 2nd part of her Internet Marketing Sins (released today) and publicly criticise her work. That’s the [...]

Sylvie Fortin Admits To Knowing Homer

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

That really put the cat amongst the pigeons! Michel Fortin found out about Homer getting into bed with Sylvie (as reported here a few days ago) and came looking for him. (You may still see Michel in the BlogLog widget below if you’re quick). He obviously confronted Sylvie. Sylvie in turn has admitted to knowing [...]

Guru Fodder Out For A Drive

Monday, May 12th, 2008

I was sent this video and told emphatically that Marge, who we know here has been very subdued lately, is actually very keen on having a laugh. Could this be Homer & Marge out for a Sunday afternoon drive? Let me know what you think. The Anti Hype

Homer Gets Sick In The Free Deal That Wasn’t

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Image via Wikipedia Homer Wants An Ice-Cream Sitting at his PC, adorned as always in his perfectly ironed pseudo satin pajamas, Homer heard the distant chimes of the Ice Cream Man’s Van. Could he afford the time away from the world he inhabited? The cut and thrust of the Make Money Online the Bad Guru [...]

Scarlet Pimpernel Marketing – How To Avoid All Of The Longer Term Problems Of An Online Business

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Let me introduce you to Phil McLikbanck. Phil was brought to my attention by our long suffering friend Homer. Once again Homer thinks he has found the pot of gold and the “no work” easy answer but I fear the worst. YOU WILL ALREADY KNOW PHIL, or someone very much like him. We know them [...]

The Internet Marketer’s Dream – Homer’s Implant

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

I’d expected a big launch – you know, 500 emails from people you’ve never heard of, free videos for weeks on end (all free with no vested interest other than the sale at the end of it!) but nothing… I heard it from Homer of all people. Now, you’ll realise by now that poor old [...]

Secret Guru Training Revealed – How To Set Up Customer Services

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

It’s started to happen. The Anti Hype is getting some insider help. I cannot reveal my source but I have it on reliable authority that a guy named Harold Cameron is being used by the Bad Gurus to act as a customer service training mentor. Harold (clearly potential Guru Fodder) is unwittingly providing the Bad [...]

Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Following on from Homer & Marge’s email I received a response to yesterday’s post which I think in the interests of fairness I should reproduce below (for one particular reader here’s an ice cream for while you read!) credit: Matsuo Amon Hi Anti Hype I just read your post about Homer & Marge and I [...]

Newbies Learn How The Internet Works & Make $$$ In Days

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Newbies proclaim themselves guru fodder! I received the following email today. I’m thinking about a suitable reply which I’ll post here, probably tomorrow. If you are still educating yourselves in internet marketing and the way of the web you may be advised to read through this. At the request of one loyal reader I have included [...]

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