Why I Quit Internet Marketing
Thursday, October 15th, 2009I never thought I’d hear those words “I quit internet marketing” but today I had Homer screaming that very phrase down the phone at me.
As you know he has been in big trouble of late but with some skillful negotiating we managed to get refunds on all of the internet marketing courses he recently signed [...]
Internet Marketer Prison Sentences
Monday, October 13th, 2008The headline read “Internet Marketer Responsible For Prison Sentences”
In an unprecedented move the courts today sentenced thousands of unsuspecting “would be” internet marketers to anything from a £1,000 (say $2,000) fine to 5 years in jail for deception.
Despite their pleas of “we had no idea what we were doing was wrong” the judge, looking solemn [...]
Homer Exposed by Sylvie Fortin
Thursday, September 4th, 2008Homer is hopping mad!
I’ve never, ever seen him so agitated. In fact I’ve never seen him act so quickly about anything.
Already upset by Sylvie Fortin’s comments about their “brief, albeit unsatisfying affair” Homer wanted to read the 2nd part of her Internet Marketing Sins (released today) and publicly criticise her work. That’s the measure of [...]
Sylvie Fortin Puts Homer To Bed
Thursday, August 21st, 2008That should really read ” Sylvie Fortin puts the Homer affair to bed” but it doesn’t have quite the same impact.
Following my earlier revelation Sylvie interrupted her writing to admit to her brief, albeit unsatisfying affair with Homer.
Read her revelation here:
Sylvie’s admission
On a serious note, thank you Sylvie for being such a good sport and [...]
Randy The Hermit, Homer & Sylvie Fortin in Threesome
Thursday, August 21st, 2008Randy, The Hermit, has entered the fray!
This is what happens when you take a holiday.
I’ve been away for just over two weeks and I return to an unprecedented upset.
Randy (The Hermit) is upset with me for not giving him credit for introducing Homer to Sylvie Fortin.
Michel (Sylvie’s husband) is clearly upset with me for introducing [...]
Sylvie Fortin Admits To Knowing Homer
Sunday, August 3rd, 2008That really put the cat amongst the pigeons!
Michel Fortin found out about Homer getting into bed with Sylvie (as reported here a few days ago) and came looking for him. (You may still see Michel in the BlogLog widget below if you’re quick).
He obviously confronted Sylvie. Sylvie in turn has admitted to knowing Homer and [...]
Homer Gets Into Bed With Sylvie Fortin
Thursday, July 31st, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Michel Fortin will be livid – or so you’d think. His wife, Sylvie Fortin in bed with the Guru Fodder Homer!
Actually, he’s delighted.
Sylvie has just released a report Internet Marketing Sins in which she slates all of the tricks, scams and sales hype that poor old Homer has fallen for. Whether she consulted [...]
Homer Gets Hypnotised
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Image via Wikipedia
Conspicuous by his absence I called Homer to find out what’s new.
Marge answered the phone:
“Hello My Anti Hype. I’m afraid Homer is in a trance and has been for nigh on 10 days”
She didn’t seem over concerned. If your partner had been in a trance for 10 days how would you feel? You’d [...]
Scarlet Pimpernel Marketing – How To Avoid All Of The Longer Term Problems Of An Online Business
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Let me introduce you to Phil McLikbanck.
Phil was brought to my attention by our long suffering friend Homer.
Once again Homer thinks he has found the pot of gold and the “no work” easy answer but I fear the worst.
YOU WILL ALREADY KNOW PHIL, or someone very much like him. We know them as Bad Gurus. [...]
The Internet Marketer’s Dream – Homer’s Implant
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008I’d expected a big launch – you know, 500 emails from people you’ve never heard of, free videos for weeks on end (all free with no vested interest other than the sale at the end of it!) but nothing…
I heard it from Homer of all people.
Now, you’ll realise by now that poor old Homer is [...]
