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The Internet Marketer’s Dream – Homer’s Implant

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

I’d expected a big launch – you know, 500 emails from people you’ve never heard of, free videos for weeks on end (all free with no vested interest other than the sale at the end of it!) but nothing… I heard it from Homer of all people. Now, you’ll realise by now that poor old [...]

Secret Guru Training Revealed – How To Set Up Customer Services

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

It’s started to happen. The Anti Hype is getting some insider help. I cannot reveal my source but I have it on reliable authority that a guy named Harold Cameron is being used by the Bad Gurus to act as a customer service training mentor. Harold (clearly potential Guru Fodder) is unwittingly providing the Bad [...]

The Millionaire’s Pajamas

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

It’s on a run, where this will lead I don’t know but poor old Homer & Marge have really taken this pajama thing on board. Introducing Homer   Homer says he “feels like a celebrity” after my last few posts and would like you to know what he looks like   Unfortunately, as Marge is [...]

The 100% Response Sales Letter – Fact or Fiction?

Friday, March 14th, 2008

It started again yesterday. Just when I thought I’d unsubscribed from all the lists I needed to I received 6, yes SIX emails, all saying EXACTLY the same thing but all from different sources. Now you may think I’m a true guru sceptic but I cannot believe that any letter can produce a 100% response. [...]

Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Following on from Homer & Marge’s email I received a response to yesterday’s post which I think in the interests of fairness I should reproduce below (for one particular reader here’s an ice cream for while you read!) credit: Matsuo Amon Hi Anti Hype I just read your post about Homer & Marge and I [...]

A Funny Thing Happened At My Forum Today

Friday, March 7th, 2008

“Hi Big Bad Guru” “Hi Even Badder Guru, how’s it going?” “Really great, I just had a firesale, one time offer, giveway PLR, upsell $7 dollar secrets, multiple bonus, stuff my PayPal account full of cash type of week. How about you.” “Even better. Not only is Clickbank churning away and feeding my multiple bank [...]

The Anti Hype Interviews A New Model

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

The Anti Hype starts to drift out of focus as he gets bigger. Take a look at me at Social Marketing Centre to see what I mean. So I decided the time had come to see if I could find a new model on which to base my image. I need to keep up appearances [...]

Fast Action Bonus – Why Bonuses Are Bad For Your Wealth

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

“Fast Action Bonus” – “Get Your First Mover Advantage” I’ve no time to talk to you guys today – I have to collect whatever the bonuses are that have hit my inbox. I thought I’d unsubscribed from most lists but from somewhere I’ve been bombarded with emails about a product which I’m sure I’ll die [...]

The Emperor Has No Clothes

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

The Anti Hype is not alone. Since I started this blog a month ago I’ve found more and more supporters of my Anti Hype stance. I recently met Rick Butts through the Social Marketing Centre and he has given me permission to reprint his article “Is Your Guru Good Or Evil”. Regular visitors may recognise [...]

Guru Immune

Friday, February 29th, 2008

A few days ago I was questioned as to the terminology that applies to someone who buys products online, despite the hype and oversell, just to see what the product is all about and to pull out any small snippets of information. The person concerned is one of the Good Gurus. He knows what is [...]

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